CapnKroaker.com 28 January 2012
Welcome
Welcome puny earthlings to this most primitive of websites. Prepare to bow down and worship before some of the greatest pieces of technology known to man. Or, instead, you could just browse the rest of this site and check out some of my favourite computers and consoles from yesteryear and today.
Hopefully there's a bit of something for everyone - brief histories of the machines, pointless stories, lots of piccies, information on emulation, the odd lame joke or two, and links to bigger more specialist resources.
Most of the machines covered so far I either own, have owned, or pine for. And in a true videogame magazine style I've expressed my love of each machine with a score out of five. Which, on this site, is known as the Wub Rating.
I suggest you start by reading about the Model B. Why? Because its a beautiful machine thats why!
Oh and finally - you'll find videos on this site. To view them I suggest using the DivX player which you can download for free from here.
Recent Additions
Elite Holed Out
See you at the 19th ok?
Barbarian Barbarian
Evil sorcery, jock straps, a scantily clad voluptuous maiden in need of rescue and a few decapitations thrown in for good measure. A typical day for a young adolescent circa 1987.
Commodore 64 Commodore 64
Truly a colossus, a titan, a behemoth of the 8-bit world striding around the landscape like the tallest kid in the school playground. It thought it was the business and it was right.
Elite Repton Infinity
The 8-bit conclusion to the Repton series was as much a set of game creation tools as a puzzle game and it pushed its host hardware to the limits.