The Wub Rating has been found to be the most reliable means of measuring excitement and appreciation of a piece of retro hardware or software. Spacemen in white coats harnessing the power of a million computational monkeys have derived this scale through careful observation of retro videogame and computer fans in there natural habitat. Using a large pencil (the size is important apparently) one of these strange beings has calibrated the formulas to my own personal wibbly wub levels.

To assist us puny earthlings I have been provided with the following plain english description of the wub rating scale.

	My wub is barely wibbled
	The wub is slightly stirred but there's no cause for concern
	A high state of agitation has been reached
	The wub is reaching danger levels and there's a red alert siren sounding
	The wub is truly wibbled - we're talking full on pantal passion